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TWO VAST AND TRUNKLESS LEGS (October 9)
(with apologies to John Kander and Fred Ebb)
One thing I know/one thing I know
and I've always known/I've always known
I am my only/I am my only friend
Donnie's alive/Donnie's alive
but Donnie's alone/but Donnie's alone
and Donnie's his only/and Donnie's his only friend
On FOX and Friends
when wife is not here
I love to watch the hot chick
who sits between the fair-
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ies.
There's no one I trust
Trusting's for fools/trusting's for fools
I own the game/I own the game
and there are no rules
I do what I like
and I like to win
and I am my only friend
Three Musketeers
on a pizza pie
I eat with a fork
I/I
do not/do not
know why
Why should I die
I am the best
I am immortal
I am thrice blessed
I must be a God
I cannot pretend
and Satan's my only friend
