HEAVEN'S GATE (October 6)
Come Judgment Day, we can foretell
Trump telling St. Peter, “No, YOU go the hell.
I am TRUMP, Donald J., I go where I want!
And ‘TRUMP’ is always bold UPPERCASE font.
Your low-IQ God-guy hasn't a clue.
If I don't get in, Rudy will sue you.
God, too. And everyone else there as well.
I will to see to it, your heaven's a hell.
“In addition to which, I can't go to hell.
I'd be with my father. . .we don't get on well.
He did lotsa stuff, I think, to spite me.
I don't think daddy ever did like me.
“I will renovate heaven!
NO, I'M NOT BEING FUNNY.
I'll make it great again.
My name. God's money.”
