Tuesday, February 11, 2020

№ 789.1: EXTRA! Iowa And New Hampshire



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CONCORD AND HARMONY (February 11)


(with apologies Stephen Stills)


Clueless, but “caring”, 
the Democrats caucused in I-o-wa,
(for Dems not where IT is at)
Foolishly asking white, midwest, fake farmers
to jump start their bound-to-lose tick-it
Only to trip on their lousy tech guys.


Quickly unrav’ling,
recounting and cav’lling o-ver
which loser won the vote.
Heedlessly heading toward Trump’s reelection
and making their chances more remote
because
HELLO!


there was no person
in the run-ning
who, come November,
Trump would not smother.


On to New Hampshire, a nearly as bad state for liberals,
(and everybody else),
where just because it is next to his home state, 
Bernie, likely, would do well.
No joking.
HELLO!


There is no person
on the ballot
who, come November,
Trump will not smother.