God is straight, white, male, and Christian.
How could he be otherwise?
Pressed, we'll admit he started out Jewish
AND and hung around with Jewish straight guys
into his thirties. AND never married.
AND never actually worked.
He was a carpenter. NOT in the union.
Unions are strictly for shirkers.
And socialists. Like Sanders.
Who is also a Jew.
And socialists. Like Sanders.
Who is also a Jew.
But Bernie is not THE SECOND COMING.
He, in our view, is more “# 2”.