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(with apologies to Frank Perkins and Mitchell Parish)
DO SOUTH (March 9) —
In this silly Dixie drama
where things “foreign” cause a fright,
yoga now in Allah-bama
a right?
It’s Hindu in pajamas
It's not Islamist, all right?
Okay yoga, Allah-bama,
all right?
Yoga makes for relaxation
with salutation “Namaste”
Would it be okay if we changed it
to say, “Have a nice day”?
It’s not a sickle and a hammer
Why are you always so uptight?
Go do yoga, Allah-bama
Good night