AND SEW IT GOES (March 10) —
The damned Sanders'-nasties think it is funny,
but poor millionaires are losing money.
Their shares have dropped.
This must be stopped.
We will give millionaires a juicy tax cut
to offset this unfortunate punch in the gut
to our richest, our smartest, our finest, our best —
and, yes, we do do this at their behest.
(We rely on the virus to deal with the rest.)
For rich folk to suffer is cruel and unfair.
We must end/defund ALL medical care.
If that proves insufficient, for added surety,
we shall repeal so-called “social security”.
Now before you start saying, “Son of a bitch”,
note this IS socialism. It's just for the rich.