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(with apologies to Irving Berlin)
DAMN THE TORPEDOES (March 26) —
Regardless of the virus, Donnie is desirous
that we resume despite the doom and the charade
of him as presidential without a clue tangential
of what to do to respond to this crisis he's made
On the Avenue, Fifth Avenue, he, himself, will shoot you
intentionally and get off Scot-free
Oh, I could write a doggerel decrying his inaugural
and saying woe betide us for these crises he’s made