Thursday, March 26, 2020

№ 821: Universal Health Care (Liberty U. edition)

Jerry Falwell Jr defies calls for coronavirus closures and reopens Liberty University
Students invited back to Christian school as Falwell incorrectly said young people ‘don’t have conditions that put them at risk’

DREARER THY NEAR GOD TO ME (March 25) 
Here’s to the late Liberty U.
established to educate God’s chosen few
where dearth of diversity was seen as a plus.
(Best we keep out all unlike us.)

Knowing God was on their side,
devout Christians had no reason to hide 
from disease, 
for afterall what’s in a sneeze
that can’t be addressed with a hearty “God bless!”

Liberty U., in peace may it rest.