The president has become increasingly concerned as Dr. Anthony S. Fauci has grown bolder in correcting his falsehoods about the spread of the coronavirus.
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TRUTH AND CONSEQUENCES (March 24) —
Dr. Fauci, Dr. Fauci
don't you know, don't you know
facts are never proof, oh
lies are Donnie's truth so
take it slow, let him blow
Dr. Fauci, Dr. Fauci
hear our plea, hear our plea
You cannot just stand there,
correct his Wonderland there
we need thee, we need thee
Dr. Fauci, Dr. Fauci
Why oh why, why oh why
must you so unfaze him,
can you not just praise him,
let him lie, lest we die
Dr. Fauci, Dr. Fauci
badda-bing, badda-boom
the truth will get you fired
the rest of us expired
we are doomed, we are doomed