Thursday, April 30, 2020

№ 846: Twump Tweets — Wate Nite Smacks, Elmer Fudding While Wome Burns

Trump v Fox News: why the president is furious at the conservative network
The president attacked Fox News and accused it of being ‘fed Democratic talking points’ – possibly over to a string of anti-Trump ads due to run on the network
Trump did not give a specific reason for his upset, but it could be linked to a critical advert a group of anti-Trump Republicans are running on Fox News this week. Republicans for the Rule of Law, a group opposed to the president, paid for an ad spot during Fox & Friends – one of Trump’s favorite shows – which highlights his response to the coronavirus.

“50,000 people have died,” reads capitalized text at the start of the advert.

“This is our president.”

THE IMPERIAL PALACE (April 29) —
Has no one noticed this virus conspiracy?
This hoax, in fact, is merely a theory.
A plot, a ploy, a “dump Trump” attempt
which, like “Darwin”, I hold in contempt.
It's clear to me this is depravity.
Next thing you know, Dems will claim “gravity”
explains we’ve fallen into a chasm.
Does no one hear, get my sarcasm?


It is “SO SAD” FOX has forgotten,
either they praise me or ratings are rotten.
Once loyal reporters have gotten slipshod.
I AM A FIERCE AND JEALOUS GOD.
A god whom they with good reason fear.
Were I MBS, they might . . . . disappear.