Friday, February 1, 2019

№ 522.1: EXTRA! A Meeting Of The Mines (an offer that can't be refused?)



In an unusual arrangement, the publisher of The Times, A. G. Sulzberger, joined two of the paper’s White House correspondents in conducting Thursday’s interview, and he took the lead in questioning the president about his attacks on the press.

“I came from Jamaica, Queens, Jamaica Estates, and I became president of the United States,” Mr. Trump said. “I’m sort of entitled to a great story — just one — from my newspaper.”

Hear me out, Sulzberder.
It isn't too late
to cook up a story
saying I'm great.
If you do that
(and soft pedal my crimes)
I will stop saying 
@FailingTimes
Then you can ditch
Arab-Mexican Slim
and I will tell Rupert
you'll sell it to him.