NEVERLAND (August 29)
WANTED TO BUY
Would-be dictator seeks to buy island
something suitably large
big enough for an oversize ego
where I'd be completely in charge
must not have states, legislatures or courts
though I would not mind a few golf resorts
Will ignore law and codicil strictures
P.S. can't read so send lotsa pictures
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