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TRUTHBETOLD (August 25)
(with apologies to Jule Styne, Betty Comden and Adolph Green)
I'm the greatest villain of all time!
Who is Bluebeard?
(Nobody!)
Who is Nero?
(Nobody!)
Who is Jack the Ripper?
(Nobody!)
Ahahaha!
Who's the swine-iest swine in world?
(Donald Trump! Donald Trump!)
Who's the dirtiest dog in this well-funded whirl?
(Donald Trump! Donald Trump!)
Husband of Melanie. Father of brutes,
who will landfill for me anyone saying my hair isn't cute!
(It's cute!)
Ahahahah!
Who's the slimiest rat in the pack?
(Donald Trump! Donald Trump!)
Who's unlovable?
(You!)
Who's unlivable?
(You!)
Whose existence is quite unforgivable?
(You!)
Who would seize little children
and send them direct to the dump?
(Direct to the dump!)
Humpty Dumpty,
Donald Trump!
All mortals envy me.
Yet better, perhaps, for Trump to have had less ambition.
Oh fame, fame, thou glittering bauble.
In searching for thee, what fame have I not lost?
No little children love me.
I'm told they play at Government and the strongest always chooses to be Nancy.
They force the baby to be Trump.
The BABY!
That's where the canker g-naws.
NO!
By Diet Coca-Cola!
NO!
Who's the swine-iest?
(Swine-iest!)
The doggiest?
(Doggiest!)
The slimiest?
(Slimiest!)
Who's the creepiest creep in the world?
(Donald Trump! Donald Trump!)
Who's dispensable?
(You!)
Reprehensible?
(You!)
Who's behavior is quite indefensible?
(You!)
Who's the crawlingest, cruelest, crummiest, plump-iest schlump?
(Plump-iest schlump!
What a prize what a joy!)
Mother Trump's obscene nasty boy.
(The scourge of DC!)
Just happens to be
DARN old
Trump! Trump!
Trump Trump
Trump Trump
Trump Trump
Trump Trump
So low!
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