THE VERY WHITE HOUSE (August 13)
Should I ask Ivanka, “Would be okay
if I give a pardon to my pal O. J.,
tell Rudy attitude-y, ‘Hey there, Rudolf,
bring me THE JUICE’, whup his black ass at golf.”?
His problem. . .O. J. got too big for his britches.
Nobody told him you don't kill ex-bitches.
First (maybe) no-necks, “Hey, lady, lay off!”
Then you send Cohen to pay them off.
I always thought O. J. was nice. . .
cudda got off. . .with my advice.
Bribery, okay, maybe not my best plan.
But murder's a worse one.
Whatever,
you don't EVER
do it in person!
