Danish politicians dismiss US president’s apparent interest in island as ‘hopefully a joke’
THE GREAT WHITE NORTH (August 16)
When I buy Greenland, we'll have Canada
cornered,
surrounded by us and the ice,
which someone told me's supposed to
melting.
A Maple Leaf state would be nice.
(It'd be just one state. I hafta inform
ya
they have fewer people than California.)
With Arctic Ocean now fit for sailing,
think of the shipping. Think of the
whaling.
I see my flag proudly unfurled.
Canada, Greenland. TOMORROW THE WORLD.
I'll be showered with praise, inundated with thanks.
I'll borrow the money from Deutsche Bank.