(with apologies to Harold Arlen and Johnny Mercer)
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Bye-bye, glacier,
time you hit the road in Greenland.
I'll erase yer
just shut up and eat some cod.
Melt down, glacier.
Time for climate change in Greenland.
In your face, you're
dealing with a demi-god.
You should at least assume
I'm nuttier than any loon.
Gotta say it looks like doom.
A disaster.
Bye-bye, glacier,
time you hit the road in Greenland.
I'll erase yer.
I think I'm divine but I'm really a kind toad.
Time you hit the road.
