Saturday, August 24, 2019

№ 667.2: EXTRA! God Is A Joke

  • President made initial claim about policies towards Beijing
  • Many observers questioned president’s mental state
INSOUCIANCE, ID (August 24)






Let me be clear, I don't think I'm God.
(Though could be God thinks he's me?)
The “Almighty” maybe created Creation
but I was elected by an ENTIRE nation,
bigger and greater than ancient Israel,
which never was a REALLY big deal.
He can keep his heavenly bower.
I prefer my fire power.

Sorry my statement caused a commotion.
I don't want to be God. Who needs a demotion?