US president faces criticism for calling off Denmark trip after he is told Greenland not for sale
DONNIEWANTLAND (August 21)
(with apologies to Victor Herbert and Glen MacDonough)
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Denmark loan shark
both you'll note rhyme with Deutsche Mark
which next to the dollar
was my favorite currency
until Euro
which rhymes with Politburo
arose to eclipse it
and annoy the hell out of me
If you are an alpha male
as marvelous as I
you can demand a Greenland sale
or know the reason why
I want it so I could cry
Denmark mean land
refuses to sell me Greenland
and so I will not visit them
which I hope annoys their Queen