DONNIE EVEN THINK ABOUT IT (August 20)
I'm the least racist person
you'll ever meet.
I treat EVERYONE equal
beneath my feet.
I'm the least sexist person
who you could know.
Love bitches kennel club
votes “best in show”.
I'm also the smartest.
I have the best hair.
In kindergarten I had
best clean underwear.
I'm so together,
so set apart,
clearly superior,
state-of-the-art.
Even God wishes
he had my flair.
He especially envies
my humongous pair.