Saturday, August 24, 2019

№ 667.1: EXTRA! Whipping The Bosporus (now that IS preposterous)


Trump Lashes Out at China, Sending Markets Falling

Reacting to Beijing’s announcement of more tariffs, president raises U.S. tariffs, says ‘we don’t need China’ and takes fresh aim at Fed’s Jerome Powell

President Trump said he “hereby ordered” U.S. companies doing business in China to explore relocating their operations. . .

DELUSIONAL AS USUAL (August 23)






 I hereby order the sun to shine
 twenty-five hours a day.
 When it refuses, I'll say, We'll see.
 I always have it my way.
 I hold my breath until I turn orange
 and mommy says, Oh dear, oh dear.
 Just you wait 'til your daddy gets home,
 I ken he'll orange your rear.
 But daddy did not, saying, Du kleiner Rotz,
 you really do have some style.
 Here, have a million, you little villain.
 I think I'm going senile.

 Roy Cohn taught me to always attack 
 but not to forget to stop for a snack.
 It makes you hungry  being a jerk.
 I make it look easy, but it is hard work.