Saturday, August 24, 2019
№ 667.1: EXTRA! Whipping The Bosporus (now that IS preposterous)
Trump Lashes Out at China, Sending Markets Falling
Reacting to Beijing’s announcement of more tariffs, president raises U.S. tariffs, says ‘we don’t need China’ and takes fresh aim at Fed’s Jerome Powell
President Trump said he “hereby ordered” U.S. companies doing business in China to explore relocating their operations. . .
DELUSIONAL AS USUAL (August 23)
I hereby order the sun to shine
twenty-five hours a day.
When it refuses, I'll say, “We'll see.”
I always have it my way.
I hold my breath until I turn orange
and mommy says, “Oh dear, oh dear.
Just you wait 'til your daddy gets home,
I ken he'll orange your rear.”
But daddy did not, saying, “Du kleiner Rotz,
you really do have some style.
Here, have a million, you little villain.
I think I'm going senile.”
Roy Cohn taught me to always attack
but not to forget to stop for a snack.
It makes you hungry — being a jerk.
I make it look easy, but it is hard work.