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(with apologies to Ernest Gold and Pat Boone)
Greenland is mine God gave Greenland to me
Like me he sees Greenland ice free
so when the glaciers melt I can dig out the belt
of minerals that China will envy
So understand Greenland belongs to me
I own Greenland is how it has to be
For I am just the man to cause the tides to rise
as God knows I am never wrong
So understand Greenland belongs to me
I own Greenland is how it has to be
For I am just the man to cause a mountain slide
as God knows I am never wrong
I'll make Greenland my own
I wanna buy I'll buy to make Greenland my own
Though Greenlanders cry Greenland is mine
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*Encyclopædia Britannica: Commodus