Trump administration ends automatic citizenship for some children of military, federal workers born abroad (Paywall)
Children born overseas to some American parents serving in the military or working for the federal government may no longer automatically claim U.S. citizenship if their parents had lived in the United States for less than five years, according to a new federal policy issued Wednesday.THISISMYCOUNTRYLANDOFMYBIRTH (August 29)
You're an American citizen by natural-birth right
if your dad was born here, you're male and you're white.
This, clearly, is what the founders intended.
Had we stuck with their plan, it would have been splendid.
By white we mean north European (non-Finn) —
no Greeks, Spics, Eyeties nor Slavs allowed in.
We have in our country no place for Frenchmen,
Belgians, Balts, Balkans nor those not mentioned.
The Irish might be okay “in service”,
but making them citizens would make us nervous.
And though we really do not like them much,
they surrendered New Amsterdam, so we'll treat the Dutch.
If we made a mistake letting slavery begin,
we also erred when we let Scandinavians in.
Though Nordic women are decidedly dishy,
something 'bout Vikings frankly feels fishy.
clever inventors. . .albeit crackpots.
The Welsh are fine down in the mines.
We don't “mine” them around if they're underground.
Austrians, though they speak German,
are somewhat Papist, we fear.
As, in fact, are so many Krauts.
However, they brew an awfully good beer.
We remain wary of people Hungarian.
And, if you please, please no Maltese.
(Who, by the way, tend a bit gay.)
It would be nice, if THEY ALL went away.
As for the Jews. . .always bad news.
Too often they win, too seldom they lose.
But, let us add, Zion has our respect.
We'll deal with Israel when they use our deck.
America is currently under attack.
No good erasing Liberty's plaque.
Trump's got the guts heretofore lacking.
He'll send both statue and immigrants packing.