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(with apologies to Jerry Bock and Sheldon Harnick)
ANTHONY FAUCI,
you are our guy
Do not let Trump
make us all die
Just because
he is aloof from all truth
is no reason why we should die
Anthony Fauci,
you have to assail
all of his lies
you can not fail
‘cuz if you do, then the country is through
unless Pence pulls off a coup
However,
Mike is not clever
enough to
do any such thing
As for
cabinet losers,
all of them toady to the ding-a-ling
Anthony Fauci,
you have to prevail
we're counting on you,
our Holy Grail,
you and Doc Brix have to counter Trump’s tricks
and help us get out
(from without the lout)
of this fix
Dear Dr. Fauci we're counting on you