Wednesday, April 15, 2020

№ 835: I Am I, Donald Trump




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(with apologies to Mitch Leigh and Joe Darion)

NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE (April 14) 
HEAR ME now thou purveyors of science and “fact”,
C-N-N, MS-NBC.
Your “facts” are no match for my Twitter attack.
This story is all about me!
I am I, Donald Trump! Heh!
My body is lumpy.
My ego is fragile. And so
the Supremes prostitution
of the Constitution
assures me that I run the show.
That I alone run the show.
To hell in handbasket we go.