THE LIGHT DAWNS (April 1) —
ALL THAT a virus is tryin' t'do
is t'make more baby viruses.
We, too, are God's children
(and in on the joke) . . .
we reckon this should inspire us.
Destroying viruses out of proportion
seems to us akin to abortion.
Although we are certain God does admire us,
we also suspect he PRE-fers his viruses.