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(with apologies to Bert Kalmar, Harry Ruby, and Ted Snyder)
MY WAY (April 19)
WHO's sorry now,
WHO's sorry now?
Who guts your funding
when you don't kowtow?
I need respect
“Best — evah! — sex”
(whatever)
or I say, “NEXT!”
Listen up, chump,
I, Trump, am TRUMP,
with great ideas
from my rump
That's how it is
That's what I give
That’s how that
WHO’s sorry now
I said, “Not to worry,
there's nothing to fear,
I'll keep the virus away
No virus can hurt us,
not while I am here
and it's not my fault anyway.”
WHO's sorry now,
WHO's sorry now?
Who guts your funding
when you don't kowtow?
I need respect
“Best — evah! — sex”
(whatever)
or I say, “NEXT!”
Listen up, chump,
I, Trump, am TRUMP,
with great ideas
from my rump
That's how it is
That's what I give
That’s how that
WHO’s sorry now
WHO's sorry now,
WHO's sorry now?
Who guts your funding
when you don't kowtow?
I need respect
“Best — evah! — sex”
(whatever)
or I say, “NEXT!”
Listen up, chump,
I, Trump, am TRUMP,
with great ideas
from my rump
That's how it is
That's what I give
That’s how that
WHO’s sorry now
WHO's sorry now,
WHO's sorry now?
Who guts your funding
when you don't kowtow?
I need respect
“Best — evah! — sex”
(whatever)
or I say, “NEXT!”
Listen up, chump,
I, Trump, am TRUMP,
with great ideas
from my rump
That's how it is
That's what I give
That’s how that
WHO’s sorry now