№ 842: Thank You, Donnie

GOPLAND (April 23) —

Why can't FAILING FAKE MEDIA say

that Donnie was right all along;

that coronavirus was nothing to fret over —

well, not really, for long;

that Donnie restored American greatness —

that everyone envies us, everywhere;

that chloroquine (though it doesn't work),

is better, by far, than Obamacare;

that, as Donnie asserted, with warmer weather,

the virus deserted — problem averted;

that despite what they say, despite what you hear,

that these are the BEST times America's seen;

that Donnie’s the GREATEST president — EV-ER! —
well, anyway, in his dreams