DETACHED DOTARD AND DISTRACTION (April 21) —
In light of the attack from the Invisible Enemy, as well as the need to protect the jobs of our GREAT American Citizens, I will be signing an Executive Order to temporarily suspend immigration into the United States!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 21, 2020
I sign whatever I find on my desk.
(Unless, of course, it's a check.)
Proclamations, orders — whatever — decrees
promulgating the end of disease.
For my GREAT July Fourth Celebration,
For my GREAT July Fourth Celebration,
I'll add my name to the Declaration
of Independence. (Larger than Lincoln’s.)
As ink sinks into cracks and crevasses,
my supporters applaud and laugh off their asses.
This, all agree, is my GREAT attraction:
I screw things up, then I make a distraction.
Trevor Dodd