DUCK AND (NON-)COVERAGE (May 13) —
Under TRUMPCARE® your coverage depends
Under TRUMPCARE® your coverage depends
entirely upon how much you spend —
your contribution to the economy.
If it's too little, you forfeit autonomy
and can be used in any experiment
for which we need chimpanzees.
If you survive you may well benefit
from acquired immunity to new diseases.
TRUMPCARE® will advance the health of the nation
while it reduces surplus population.
Please rest assured, whatever occurs,
it will never cure chronic bone spurs.
If you survive you may well benefit
from acquired immunity to new diseases.
TRUMPCARE® will advance the health of the nation
while it reduces surplus population.
Please rest assured, whatever occurs,
it will never cure chronic bone spurs.