Friday, May 15, 2020

№ 857: Worsery Rhymes

TIMELESS (May 14) 
Eeny, meeny, whiney, why
does Donnie want us all to die
How did we elect this guy?
Eeny, meeny, whiney. WHY?


Baa, baa, black sheep
we simply have to say,
you do not belong here
you must go away.
This pasture is for WHITE sheep,
so go back from whence you came.
(And whenever something’s wrong,
Donnie’s not to blame)


Humpty Trumpty:
“Must build my wall.
Coronavirus? Gone by the fall.
When thanks to Mitchy, SCOTUS, and Putin,
I am, for the first time, re-elected again.”


In re: corona virus,
people most desirous.
Birx and Fauci,
please don't let us down.


Donnie will never eat lamb
so long as there’s McDonald’s.
He likes food that shares his name
and women who let him fondle.


Like Julius Cæsar, Don wants a crown.
They share, you could say, a persona.
Cæsar, alas, in his prime was struck down,
while Donnie got stuck with Corona.


People tell Donnie compared to him,
calling Julius a loser is valid.
Donnie has burgers named after him,
while Cæsar has only a salad.