Tuesday, May 12, 2020

№ 854: Trump 2020 Strategy (a cunning plan)

A DONNIE STATE OF MIND (May 11) 
Ignore polls that say I'm behind.
They’re all fake. They’re all fraud. They’re all phony.
They say I’m losing, but nevermind.
Everyone knows that’s baloney.
As per usual, polls miss the boat,
thinking we’ll let Democrats vote
in GOP states in contention
where, pardon me, did I mention,
voting is rigged to assure my majority
condemning Dems to the minority?

One man one vote? Forget it, Finnegan!
The country is now a Trump Condominium.