IN HIS MIND'S I (May 19) —
Today, I come before you to say
I chased China virus away.
As I promised. It vanished. Like magic!
Some people died? Blah, blah, blah, tragic.
Everyone says my soft summer breezes
are great. And they are deadly for virus diseases.
(Except . . . you know, polio —
which was NOT in my portfolio.)
Further good news. It is a fact.
All of the “dead” are Democrat,
foreign-born, or illegal alien.
Nary a Baptist or Episcopalian.
GOPers survived.
I suppose God should be thanked.
Or it could be the Clorox
(on my advice) that you drank?
But credit God.
Not me. I don't care.
Now to dissolve
Medicaid/Medicare.
We don't need either.
Never have, anyway.
Reopen the country
and let us prey.