Monday, May 18, 2020

№ 858: Corona Conspiracy — the plane truth?

Comac C919 — Wikipedia
The Comac C919 is a narrow-body twinjet airliner developed by Chinese aerospace manufacturer Comac....Its first commercial deliveries are expected in 2021...It is intended to compete primarily with the Boeing 737 MAX and Airbus A320neo.

CONSPIRACY CENTRAL  (May 17) —
A FOX NEWS EXCLUSIVE!

C919 — Wikipedia. Nose cone virus — Harvard Health.
Co-VID? Co-MAC?
Gotta be one and the same!
Here @FOX we see plots, a lot!
This is NOT a conspiracy “theory”.
Clearly, Obama's DEEP STATE is to blame
for this China campaign to sell planes.
Increase Boeing's crashes, Airbus's collapse —
these wily Chinamen, these slanty-eyed chaps!
To dominate plane sales all ’round the world.
(To make men wear pigtails so we look like girls!)
We can't be too careful, we can never relax.
WHAT IF . . . they plant veggies in Donnie's snacks!
His meat intake decreased, his giant brain boggles.
He tries to walk, he waddles and wobbles.
Babbling garbled tweets through the night,
he says stupid stuff . . . oh, wait. That's right . . .
That's WHO HE IS. That's WHAT HE DOES.
That's why WE LOVE HIM. It is because
his discordant discourse makes us feel GREAT.
And when we feel great, we feel free to hate.
Anyone. Anywhere. Any time. THAT'S the plan.
To reclaim what it is to be an AMERICAN.
Free to believe whatever we choose.
Even la merde “dox” of FOX NEWS