Saturday, May 23, 2020

№ 862.1: EXTRA! Sunday Best


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(with apologies to Jerry Herman)

FALSE GODS BEFORE (May 23)
Church folk
They don’t think about pandemics
Got ‘em fooled on all my FAKE NEWS Trumpery
And my snake oil companies
Church folk
So I’ll let ‘em have their meetings
If they don’t die they’ll 
vote for me
Naturally
Dressed in their Sunday best
they will not have a care
about ever catching this disease
Their heads filled with incense, lost in prayer,
they’ll take delight in their candlelight
and I’ll beat Joe Biden with ease
Dressed in their Sunday best
if some perchance to die
they’ll be all set to be laid out
their funerals will add numerals
to my burgeoning body count
All I care is that I'm not thrown out