IN HIS DEMENTED DREAM (May 7) —
If I got in the cage with this virus,
I'd show it who is the boss.
All I need is a whip and a chair.
And a bottle of Worcestershire sauce.
I 'd show this virus a couple a' tricks
that nobody has ever seen.
I'd make this virus retire to China.
That's what I'd do.
Ya know what I mean?
I would beat it, defeat it,
and then I would eat it.
This whole thing's a FAKE.
A teeny-weeny hamburger steak.
And for dessert, bew-t-ful cake.
I'd wash it down with Diet Coke®
and give Rudy G., a stogie t' smoke.
