Save the economy.
Take care of Americans.
Except minorities.
Okay . . . JEWS:
Ivanka and Jared.
(Why did I ever
let her get married?)
Assure meat supply.
(Animal slaughter!!!)
Make sure illegals
do what they ought to —
make wings and burgers
or face deportation.
Say they’re “essential”.
(For the duration.
Then send them back
and do not pay them.)
No one traveling
by air anywhere.
Concerned about Boeing.
Airbus? Don’t care.
Makes me look bad.
People in breadlines.
Reopen the restaurants.
Ignore the “deadlines”.
Sports, of course,
gotta restart ‘em.
Distract the masses
as things fall apart.
Question statistics.
How many dead?
Say it’s exaggerated,
if CNN said it.
Frown at the deaths.
Acknowledge the tauma.
Blame everything
on crooked Obama.
Worst president ever!
Keep up attack.
(Leave to others
to mention he’s black.)
Gotta get out.
Have me a rally.
Shoot me some golf.
Blame Silicon Valley?
All of those actually
rich technocrats
funnelling money
to Democrats.
Return country
to land of the living.
Zombie economy
makes folks unforgiving.
Even my diehards
may duck and run
if on Fifth Avenue
I shoot someone.
I pull it off,
bring it all back to life,
I get reward:
hot, young new wife.