Monday, May 4, 2020

№ 848: Profit Of Dumb

She Predicted the Coronavirus. What Does She Foresee Next?(Paywall)
Laurie Garrett, the prophet of this pandemic, expects years of death and “collective rage.


APOCALYPSE NEXT (May 3) —
Life expectancy falls to the norm for Neanderthals.
Thirty-five is the new eighty.
Revengeful nature crafts rafts of viruses.
The U.S. is the new Haiti.
Climate change brews bitter storms.
Rising seas swallow the coastline.
Locusts swarm. Bees die off
as Chanticleer crows his new boast line,
“I, alone, am solely responsible
for all the pleasures remaining.”
His incompetence made crisis possible.
He can not comprehend the complaining.
“I command that it halt.
It's not MY fault!
Adapted from 
https://medium.com/@swatkinslaw/the-cock-and-the-fox-6b29ef2ab998