Trump’s False Claim That ‘Nobody Has Ever Done’ More for the Black Community Than He Has (Paywall)
The records of Presidents Abraham Lincoln and Lyndon B. Johnson, among others, beg to differ.
DREAMLAND (June 7) —
What haven't I done for “Afroed-Americans”?
No president's ever done more!
And if you are thinkin', “Abraham Lincoln?”
Remember, he started a war.
Which is something I'd never do.
I am always for peace.
Whether it's property or cake (or ass),
or earning my spurs by dodging the draft,
my quest for piece is without cease.
But, I was speaking of my Afro friends
(those people from shithole countries)
for whom I have always done so very much.
There is Ben Carson, for one thing.
And Omar Rosa who I invented,
and to whom I gave clout.
Though she was clever
she was ungrateful, and
it made me SAD
when she didn't work out.
I encouraged Afro home ownership
by refusing to rent them apartments.
I love 'em all, unless they're from Kenya
or try to leave their assigned compartments.
So many love me,
too many to mention —
not, of course, those
bound for detention,
who, in fact, are Democrat
and should not vote.
I'm working on that.