Why is there not a church or a chapel
where we can worship Our Donnie,
our grand New Savior,
whose courageous behavior,
is undoing all things Obama-y?
We may be a failed state,
but our gun laws are GREAT
and anyway who needs THE WHO
whose “rock opera” Tommy
is an abomination,
just between me and you.
Donnie inspires. He encourages viruses,
pollution, collusion, bad air.
With Donnie to guide us, waddling beside us,
we overcome any temptation to share
anything.
With anyone.
Anytime.
Anywhere.
With anyone.
Anytime.
Anywhere.
Grab and hang on to all that you can.
THAT'S what it means to be an American.
Might wins the fight. Might does make right.
'N it more'n might he'p if'n y'all are reeaal white.