Monday, January 22, 2018

No. 253.1: EXTRA! Broken News — Government To Reopen

Peace be upon you, citizens. Dance!
GOP has put on our big boy pants*?

Usually, we reject in the GOP
anything other than complete victory.
Reduce the other guy†
to less than half-size.
It counts as defeat
if we compromise.
You'll be expelled
if you think otherwise.

Dealing with Schumer
is like having a tumor.
Were he removed,
things would be. . .improved.

*Yes, I know. Nearly a quarter of the boys in the Senate are girls, but, what with the Senatorial Viagra addiction crisis, that ain't enough to make a difference in testosterone levels in the lower chamber of the members of the upper chamber's members.

Ibid.