I (all by myself)
could finish the wall
and it would take no time at all.
But if I did, it
would not be fair
and besides
working might muss my hair.
I could supervise
with my no nutzing smirk
and make illegals do the real work
that's what I do at Trump Resorts —
instead of pay, instant deports.
The wall will be
built.
I swear by my
spinach!
Unless someone
tells me,
“Donald, you're
finished!”