Friday, February 15, 2019

№ 532: EMERGENCY!


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Trump to Sign Spending Deal, Declare National Emergency

Democrats are expected to challenge any efforts to move money around without congressional approval


THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!
Don't give me your 
sanity counterinsurgency.
I am not Lilliputian
bound by the “rules”
of some “Constitution”.

I don't need Congress.
I don't need courts.
I am the founder
of TRUMP RESORTS!
(And I have many
CRIMINAL COHORTS
more than willing
to do as I bid
soon as I say
who to get rid of.
So long Jim Acosta,
FAKE NEWS impostor.)

If Dems dare try
to replace me,
then they get Pence!!!
Hence, I am free
to rule by decree.

People, 
follow MY law
down to the letter.
That'll show Vlad
who dictates better.