DaySix
Design, Ltd.
Late
in the day, Day 6
Dear
MADAM or SIR:
In
receipt of YOURS of Day 5, in re: need to populate a world presently
under construction.
We
believe the product described below would meet YOUR requirement. (See
enclosed prospectus for further details.)
It
is our understanding that YOU have already installed products from
other vendors on this world.
Please
note: our products may be incompatible with products not designed and
built to our exacting standards.
PROPOSAL
We
recommend two Homo erectus,
page
forty-two, "All Creatures Prospectus".
Speech
configed with internal diaphragm,
grunts
and growls, may later ask "why I am?".
A
proof-of-concept working prototype!
GREAT
potential!
(Okay,
that's over-hype.
Sparsely
equipped, upright but ungainly--
some
bugs to work out, in the brain mainly,
built
on the cheap as an experiment,
spare
parts collage, leftover "excrement".)
Cheap
at the price!
If
YOU have to think twice...
YOU
might like our mice...
Who
are very nice.
Under
the circumstances, we can not guarantee suitability for YOUR purpose
which, frankly, we can not comprehend.
Should
YOU have further occasion to call worlds into existence, we strongly
advise that YOU contact us beforehand!
N.B.
Prices shown in prospectus are for standard models. If customization
required, please provide YOUR image to enable us to estimate
additional charges.
Prices
and specifications subject to change without prior notice. Prohibited
where void.
YOURS truly,
Homo Ergaster
DaySix Design,
Ltd.