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I love Kim.
And I tell you this is not some whim.
Though he may be a murderer, a horrible dictator,
his people love him like mine love me — albeit mine love greater.
I envy how he gets to rule without a legislature.
Yes, I love Kim.
Of all the tyrants that I've met within my presidancy
since the day that I took up my White House residancy,
Kim, I gotta tell ya, is the one who I most fancy.
Oi, I love Kim.
I love Kim.
I kenna tell ya how much I love him.
He kills at will just as they do in beautiful Araby
and in China, Russia — no ifs, no buts, no maybes.
I wonder how he would dispatch our Democrat crybabies.
Yes, I love Kim.
When I meet with my dear Kim my heart goes all a flutter.
He so reminds me of Roy Cohn I almost turn to butter.
And, no, I am no fag, so get your mind out of the gutter.
But I love Kim.