Tuesday, February 12, 2019

№ 529.1: EXTRA! Deepen The Art Of Texas


Tiger surprise: weed smokers find big cat in abandoned Houston home

It is legal to own a tiger in Texas if the owner has a wild game permit. But it is illegal to have a tiger in Houston.

In Texas, as y'all might expec',
we think reg-glue-ation's
a pain in the neck.
Therefore we cain't hardly objec'
or think it's outrageous
to keep tiger's in cages
wherever you're roostin'.
(Except in Houston.)
Ain't nobody's business,
no how, no way.
'N tigers is knowd
t' keep Mexies away.