Tiger surprise: weed smokers find big cat in abandoned Houston home
It is legal to own a tiger in Texas if
the owner has a wild game permit. But it is illegal to have a tiger
in Houston.
In Texas, as y'all
might expec',
we think
reg-glue-ation's
a pain in the
neck.
Therefore we cain't hardly objec'
or think it's outrageous
to keep tiger's in
cages
wherever you're
roostin'.
(Except in
Houston.)
Ain't nobody's business,
no how, no way.
'N tigers is knowd
t' keep Mexies away.