THE SWAMP, May 1
Trump thought he'd relax
after Bill Barred the facts.
But, dang it, it isn't that simple.
GOP side (again!) played the Hillary card,
Dem side tried (hard!) catching Bill Barr off guard
and sly Lindsey G. shyly peeked from his wimple.
Answering questions Bill Barr seemed aloof
and stupid when queried on Mueller's reproof.
(As for el jefe — dear God, what a goof,
the man has the brain of a pimple!)
Breathe deep. Close your eyes. Count up to ten.
Everything's better. We're great again!
(So long as our eyes remain unopened.)
[updated 5/2/2019, 12:25 p.m.]
