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(with apologies to the Bee Gees)
Paper mache and border patrol
whatever I tweet in the night
Con-sti-tu-tion Rev-o-lu-tion
makes you all die of fright
however it looks laws on the books, they don't mean a thing
haven't got a crown upon my head, yet I am a king
Be real scared
I have a solution
for the Constitution
Paper mache
Paper mache and border patrol
whatever I tweet in the night
Con-sti-tu-tion Rev-o-lu-tion
makes you all die of fright
however it looks laws on the books, they don't mean a thing
haven't got a crown upon my head, yet I am a king
Be real scared
I have a solution
for the Constitution
Paper mache
All of a sudden it happens
when I do what I promised to
your government is through
Like paper mache
All of a sudden it happens, oh,
President-for-life
I treat you like a wife
Like paper mache, paper mache
Like paper mache, paper mache
Like paper mache
Paper mache and border patrol
whatever I tweet in the night
Con-sti-tu-tion Rev-o-lu-tion
makes you all die of fright
however it looks laws on the books, they don't mean a thing
La-la-la-la. La-la-la-la. La-la-la-la-la-la.
Kimmy's got the bomb if the bomb goes boom
we're all of us everywhere
Kimmy's got the bomb when the bomb goes boom
we're all of us everywhere
Kimmy's got the bomb when the bomb goes boom
we're all of us everywhere
Kimmy's got the bomb when the bomb goes boom
we're all of us everywhere
Kimmy's got the bomb when the bomb goes boom
we're all of us everywhere
Kimmy's got the bomb when the bomb goes boom
we're all of us everywhere
Kimmy's got the bomb when the bomb goes boom
we're all of us everywhere
La-la-la-la. La-la-la-la. La-la-la-la-la-la.
La-la-la-la. La-la-la-la. La-la-la-la-la-la.