Donald Trump praises Xi Jinping over move to end term limit ... ‘maybe we’ll have to give that a shot someday’
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INHISWORLDESTDREAMS (October 2)
(with apologies to Leslie Bricusse and Cyril Ornadel)
When I rule the world
even Democrats my praises will sing
as they beg may they please kiss my “ring”
I'll be loved like Un and Vlad and Jinping
When I rule the world
okay, I guess, it'll just be U.S.
but who really needs the rest of the mess
that I'd make with my gross fecklessness
My world will be a gaudy, gold place
where I'll scheme such devious schemes
My world will keep the Spics in their place,
south of the border made of steel beams
When I rule the world
there will not be a spot I won't spoil
not a place where I'll not drill for oil
No, my friend, not when I rule the world
Everything will be crude and crass
as each day Stormy paddles my ass
if it ever comes to pass that I rule the world.