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THE SWAMP (December 23)
(with apologies to Bob Hilliard and Sammy Fain)
It's time for high crimes and misdemeanors
to bring Bad Donnie down
Because his high crimes and misdemeanors
should get his ass kicked out of town
Just take a good look
at Constitution
You know the Senate knows
Don't need no law books,
Trump's pure pollution
while GOPers hold their nose
And McConnell, why so quick to acquit
this third-rate, strictly low-rent clown
whose high crimes and misdemeanors
should get his ass kicked out of town
* * * ¯\_{ºº}_/¯ * * *
THE GHOST OF IMPEACHMENT PAST
WHERE WE ARE NOW (December 23)President Nixon* was not a crook.
(Though he did do a few crooked things.)
That said, Donnie, despite Evangelicals**,
ain't gonna “don” angel's wings.
Born corrupt, Donnie became corrupter
as he was taught to and as he sought to.
He found breaking laws a path to abrupt
stashes of cash. That laws can be laughed at
and people be bought off or silenced with NDAs.
If that didn't work, well. . .there were other ways
gleaned from his mentor, Roy Cohn
(gangster lawyer, mouthpiece and queer***),
to cause a problem to. . .“disappear”.
Roy, like Trump's pal, Rudolph Giuliani,
would do anything for money and Donnie.
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*not a “bad” person
**mostly “bad” people
***did not make him a “bad” person