PERSPECTIVE (June 26) —
I see no reason to put on a mask.
Republican Christian, you see.
I believe Jesus and Donnie
are able to forever protect me.
So, even though the far left conspires
with all of our enemies — one-celled and many —
envious of our freedom and plenty,
I will never consider donning a mask.
(Though maybe I would if Donnie should ask.)
Without Donnie and Jesus and QAnon
we'd be exposed. We'd be overrun.
THEY'd take our guns.
THEY'd make us sick.
But they can't do that.
Donnie's too slick.
Donnie is so exceedingly clever,
it'd be GREAT if he ruled forever.
Or, at the least, until I die
and go to Jesus up in the sky.
After which, though I still wish him well,
let Donnie return to his father in hell.